It’s a full-on takeover: There are photos of Kevin Durant’s head on a snake’s body, Steph Curry pouring out salt, and a breakdown of all 27 of the 3-pointers Rockets players missed in that Game 7 brick-a-thon.
Here’s a sampling of a 5-star “review”:
I love this restaurant. Every time I walk in, it smells like champagne. The only problem is the location because I think Houstonians have forgotten how a champion tastes like.
And a 1-star take:
This is absolutely the worst place to go – her husband ripped our hearts out and now she has the guts to open up a place here?? I would never set foot in this place even if it was the last place on earth.
P.S. This restaurant is full of snakes
It’s an understatement to say NBA fans are passionate.